Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Janeane Garofalo Says: Tea Parties Equal Racism and Stupidity

Do you know what it means to be an American, or at the very least comprehend your responsibilities as a citizen? Janeane Garofalo recently spoke to Keith Olbermann and has reached a conclusion on these two questions. According to the unparalleled acumen of Janeane Garofalo, you lack the requisite intellect to formulate an informed thought, thereby negating your ability to attend to the aforementioned questions. The conditional aspects of your obtuseness also precludes the possibility of engaging in socio-political affairs, because to interpose presupposes that you have the cerebral faculties to do so, and thus, emit something of significance. If you attended a Tea Party you reinforced her premise that your mental construct is subnormal and lacking in intellectual acuity, therefore your degree of sentience can only be rendered to a standard of legal retardation. The video below is her summation of the Tea Parties and their participants.

I hope you take an introspective moment and attempt a thought; by employing the methodology of science and physiology is it possible that your malformed cerebral cortex has disallowed noesis from generating? Have you arrived to a conclusion yet? Well, watch the following video and then ask yourself the same question.

If you have reached a conclusion perhaps you should consider some clever witticisms and rants from Janeane Garofalo:
  • Garofalo accused conservative of having an "anger management problem."
  • Garofalo stated "right wing partisan hacks are always on the verge of punching somebody or always behaving as if they've just been cut off in traffic."
  • Garofalo made this reference regarding her public argument against the symbol of freedom for Iraqi voting: "The inked fingers and the position of them, which is gonna be a 'Daily Show' photo already, of them signaling in this manner [Nazi salute], as if they have solidarity with the Iraqis who braved physical threats against their lives to vote as if somehow these inked-fingered Republicans have something to do with that."
  • Garofalo's anti-americanism: "Our country is founded on a sham: our forefathers were slave-owning rich white guys who wanted it their way. So when I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.' That you can have a gay parade on Christopher Street in New York, with naked men and women on a float cheering, 'We're here, we're queer!' -- that's what makes my heart swell. Not the flag, but a gay naked man or woman burning the flag. I get choked up with pride."
  • Garofalo's understanding of the holocaust: "Hate mail bothers me less than what happens to the Dixie Chicks, she says nevertheless. "There are boycotts and guys driving tractors over their CDs — that’s Nazi stuff."
  • Garofalo's understanding of Communism: "When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement."
I posit that the pursuit of liberty and the sustainment of the sovereignty of the individual requires no apology, nor does it necessitate the usage of dysphemisms or vile pejoratives to explicate its justification. In my heart I believe we are a better class of people by merely taking up the torch and supporting its burden, and if our cause be just may we consign to posterity the fruits of our endeavor. In truth, Ms. Garofalo, the sum and substance of your intellectual endowment is the one that has been measured here, and you have been found wanting.


Ross said...

The truly sad factor on display here is that Ms. Garofalo lacks the mental acumen to comprehend your writing style. Well done!

Harrison said...

The one thing that always gets me is that Liberals are supposed to "celebrate diversity" yet what they really mean is celebrating it when it is a branch off of their tree of thought.

Jeanine said...

Janeane Garofalo has some over the top views. I wonder what brought her to this craziness? And by the way....I like the way I spell Jeanine much better :P

panors77 said...

Did we miss a quote also? I remember seeing this bitch tell Letterman that all republicans need to be interred into camps or imprisoned for their views. That said, I see Garafalo as a total communist who wants a government to control we, the proletariat who really aren't "intellectual" enough to be able to make our own life decisions and of course forget about any voting rights. I think she just wants us to "earn" the vote by thinking HER way. I guess THEN she'll let us vote....or something. According to HER none of us really have or even should have anything resembling "rights". Everything including a vote would be her government granted "privelege" to be taken away if we don't vote her party line. Also, she calls the media "republican"??? OMG....are you freaking kidding me???? If anything it's OPPOSITE of what she said. Ok...rant off,heh.

anticsrocks said...

Jeanane Garbageflow failed at talk radio, not much on acting and now she wants to throw her opinion into the political ring? I would GLADY debate her any time, anywher.

anticsrocks said...

typo correction -


/blush - *steps down and picks up the "e" that was dropped*